Last night, Danny and I went to Borders to find a gift for our one-year-old niece, Sterling. She apparently likes Elmo, and so we landed on a four-pack of soft baby books featuring everyone’s favorite baby-talking monster. One of the books, entitled Kisses, features Elmo surrounded by two older monsters.
me: Wow! Are these Elmo’s parents? I never knew Elmo had parents.
Danny: Let me see.
Danny: If those are Elmo’s parents, shouldn’t he be orange?