i am full of steak. and it was free steak, which is the best kind of steak there is.
and why am i full of free steak? because it’s recruitment weekend! i love recruitment weekend not only because i get to meet all of the new potential students for the english grad program but because rice tries to impress these potential students with lots of free meals. and i gladly partake. by the end of the weekend i can barely remember the recruits’ names but i sure as hell can remember my filet with port wine sauce at benjy’s in the village.