i found this in my desk at my parents’ house. i’m not sure if effbeye remembers this one, but it was one of my favorite amlit entries.
The Pie of DOOM!
Once there was a baker who foolishly made the mistake
of substituting EVIL for flour in his recipe, creating…
THE PIE OF DOOM!…
…which swiftly devoured him. This devilish pastry
would have destroyed the Earth in an eyeblink,
but fortunately for us, it went stale and was thrown
away by the janitor.