i found this in my desk at my parents’ house.  i’m not sure if effbeye remembers this one, but it was one of my favorite amlit entries.

                              The Pie of DOOM!

Once there was a baker who foolishly made the mistake
of substituting EVIL for flour in his recipe, creating…
                              THE PIE OF DOOM!…
…which swiftly devoured him.  This devilish pastry
would have destroyed the Earth in an eyeblink,
but fortunately for us, it went stale and was thrown
away by the janitor.

                             THE END


8 thoughts on “

      • haha, so true! were you there for the creation of the prose-bot? he ate bad metaphors. ah, amlit… i’m dying to know what the newest issue looks like!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s