A friend forwarded this to me:

 The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
 take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
 changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
 you realize it was your money to start with.

 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
 bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
 little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
 getting laid.

 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
 subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
 person who doesn’t get it.

 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these
 really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes, and it’s,
 like, a serious bummer.

 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
 consuming only things that are good for you.

 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
 they come at you rapidly.

 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
 you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
 your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
 the fruit you’re eating.

 And the pick of the literature:

 18. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.


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