A friend forwarded this to me:
 
WASHINGTON POST’S MENSA INVITATIONAL

 The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
 take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
 changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until
 you realize it was your money to start with.

 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops
 bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows
 little sign of breaking down in the near future.

 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of
 getting laid.

 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the
 subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the
 person who doesn’t get it.

 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 11. Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these
 really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes, and it’s,
 like, a serious bummer.

 12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day
 consuming only things that are good for you.

 13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when
 they come at you rapidly.

 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after
 you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into
 your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in
 the fruit you’re eating.

 And the pick of the literature:

 18. Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

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