so my friend sandy has a theory that you can tell a lot about a person by their favorite muppet. while i’m sure there’s some annoying internet quiz that relates to this topic, i refuse to seek it out and instead rely on my own stealthy interpretation.
i, personally, am a fan of pepe the king prawn.
tell me your favorite muppet, i will tell you your destiny. or i will at least say something bitingly sarcastic.